Foolery

Who Will Play You in the Movie, Marcy?

Who could possibly portray the dynamic and funny Marcy Massura in the movie? I used to think it had to be a young version of the late great Madeline Kahn, but that isn't an option, sadly. Now I know I was wrong all along. The glamorous comedian Sara Rue will play you in the movie, Marcy.

(Photo stolen from Marcy Massura at The Glamorous Life Association; photo of Sara Rue stolen from here) 

Who Will Play You in the Movie, Sting?

Is it just me, or is Sting starting to look like Dr. Zachary Smith from the original "Lost In Space" TV show?

(Sting photo stolen from these guys; Jonathon Harris photo stolen from this site)

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Re?

Well, if we were to ask Re she might say, "Bret Michaels," but I have a different idea. As long as this actress can make killer margaritas and bloody marys, I think Rebecca Romijn might be spunky enough. She'll have to slouch a little 'cause she's too darned tall, and there is NO way she's funny enough, but I think we can find a good script writer to carry her through. Yes. Robecca Romijn will play you in the movie, Re.

(Photo of Re stolen from our mutual friend Kate Young, Photographer Extraordinaire)

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Tracey?

This one was easy. When you're a tall, athletic, pretty brunette, it could only be Minnie Driver. Or could it? No, it was Tracey, but I'm pretty sure Minnie Driver should play you in the movie, Tracey. Think she can handle the all-American accent? 

Welcome to one of our new Blisters at Blogfest this year!

(Photo of Tracey taken by the lovely and talented Country Girl Kate) 

Who Will Play You in the Movie, Nora?

Well, whoever we get to play Nora will have to have ENERGY. And a heavy dose of smart aleck. Who can bring the funny like Nora?

I dunno. I give up. Wait -- no, that's it!

 
(Photo of Nora stolen from Big Hair Envy)

Megan Mullaly will play you in the movie, Nora. A warning: she'll want to show everybody her boobs, however.

Who Will Play You in the Movie, Grandma J?

She must be cute as a bug's ear.
She must be smart.
She must be funny -- I mean, really funny.
It could only be Kathy Bates. I think she's up to it, don't you? Do you think she's up for crab porn?
 

Grandma J will play you in the movie, Kathy Bates. Wait, that's wrong.

Who Will Play You in the Movie, Marlon?

Val Kilmer has been shooting his mouth off for years, say his New Mexico neighbors, so they're hopping mad at him. You can read all about it here.

 
(Uncredited photo stolen from Yahoo)

In other news, Kilmer appears to be preparing for the title role in "The Last Days of Marlon Brando," if there were such a movie. Val -- Baby -- call me. Let's talk.

 
(Original photo stolen from this guy, and you should go read this article. HILARIOUS)

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Foolery?

You knew it would come to this, right?

 

Oprah will play Foolery in the movie, as only she could. And yes, Oprah and I did date in the '70s. It was a crazy time.

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Nora?

She has to be small . . . but feisty. (Let's face it, Nora's blog is called "Tall Tales From a Short Chick.") Cute, funny, but tough as nails. A deep, husky laugh sounds about right -- wait! I know. Debra Winger will play you in the movie, Nora.

 

“Violence is My Last-Diddly-Ast Option. Diddly."

Now I know who will play Chuck Norris in the cartoon movie of his life. Hi-diddely-ho, neighbor!

 

I Can See Jennifer Aniston's Future

 
She may want to go back to The Rachel cut.

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Meg?

Meg thinks I forgot her. I didn't forget. It's just that it's not easy to find someone's double. These things take time.

And then I saw her on TV last night. She was playing a slutty, wicked, evil tramp. And she had that gorgeous auburn hair. "Perfect!" I thought. "Dana Delany will play Soupy Meg in the movie!"

I hope Meg can overlook the slutty, wicked, evil tramp stuff. I was just kidding.

 

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Beth?

She's probably about seven inches taller than Beth from It's a Crazy World Out There, but I don't think anyone will notice. I don't know if she can act, either, but that sure doesn't stop a lot of people from trying. Yes, I think that Olympic swimming champion Dara Torres should play you in the movie, Beth.

 

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Shelley?

Shelley is known online as The Baroness Von Bloggenschtern. The Baroness. Gotta be someone regal, patrician, dare I say queenly? But who could also, conceivably, stretch out on a piano and purrrrrrrrrr.

Gotta be Michelle Pfeiffer, Baroness, who will play you in the movie.

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Mary Ann?

Elegant, friendly, a great smile -- it has to be Joanne Woodward to play CBW's lovely mother Mary Ann in the movie.

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Meg?

I think she's a little old to be playing a 19-year-old, but otherwise I think Ginnifer Goodwin should play Megawatt in the movie. I know Ginnifer is pretty enough (but just barely) but is she funny enough? She'll have to work at it.

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Mental P Mama?

This one was EASY. Only Amy Poehler is cute enough, funny enough, and likely to say "pruuuuuunes" when photographed, like Mental P Mama. There you go.

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Janice?

Lessee . . . good tan? Check.

Long legs? Check.

Sun-streaked hair? Check.

Gorgeous smile? Check.

Oh, stoppit. Just show us the picture already.





Elle MacPherson will play you in the movie, Janice. She'll have to learn the gentle Mathews accent, and we may have to dub in your larger-than life laugh, but that's what post-production is for.

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Audrey?

I'm thinking she has to be beautiful . . .

with green eyes . . .

and lots of hair . . .

brassy as hell . . .

and very funny . . .

and dripping with sarcasm . . .

so it probably has to be . . .



Yes. Kirstie Alley will play you in the movie, Audrey.

Who Will Play You In The Movie, Daryl?

Lauren Hutton. Lauren Hutton will play Daryl in the movie. I worry that poor Lauren won't be glamorous enough, but she likes a challenge.