(Photo stolen from TulipFleurs on Flickr)
Well, I completely forgot that my guest post at Mommy Pie went up today. Mommy Pie is on vacation in Hawaii -- I KNOW -- and asked me to write something (Mommy Pie is a trusting soul) to entertain the throngs of her readers (she has THRONGS) who show up because they forgot she is gone.
So I did.
But I forgot to tell YOU GUYS about it, so none of YOU GUYS went over there to read it. This is why I'm not a doctor. Well, that and the whole blood and guts and required brain power thing.
*If it helps, there's even nudity. Which might explain why I was accidentally viewing porn photos last week.