You have a birthday coming up. http://yfrog.com/gzuzagcj
When I clicked the link I saw Dr. Drew Pinsky in some functional office setting with poor lighting for photography. (Shared on Twitter by @TheWolfeCNN) Or was it Dr. Drew? No, it was a cardboard cut-out -- a stand-up -- of Dr. Drew! Just what I always wanted.
Ha ha -- do you think the beagles would go crazy? Do you think Chas would mind? Do you think Chas would NOTICE?*
Gubby:
Sounds like a blog post....Cut-out Dr. Drew can't play golf....Chas would be disappointed -- at least once he noticed.
foolery:
BUT
Cut-Out Dr. Drew isn't a blabbermouth.
Cut-Out Dr. Drew doesn't drink all the beer.
Cut-Out Dr. Drew doesn't fight for control of the 'mote.
Cut-Out Dr. Drew makes the wife dress better and actually wear some make-up around the house.
And Cut-Out Dr. Drew will never outperform you on the golf course.
BLOG POST!!!

Except that I didn't like Cut-Out Dr. Drew from the photo Gubby sent; I wanted my OWN Dr. Drew stand-up, so I made one. At least, a miniature one.
And now Dr. Drew can hang out with me in Fooleryland.
Wait -- Dr. Drew will let me drink cheap red wine, right?
Right?
Crap.
Sorry, Dr. Drew. We can't be buds.
*All the Chas teasing is a standing joke around Fooleryland, and one that goes both ways. Don't you worry -- all is well in Fooleryland.









I've come back here twice now and laughed out loud at Dr. Drew's feet.
Posted by: Web design melbourne, web design sydney | November 09, 2011 at 04:05 AM
You do know Im insanely jealous of you for having met Dr. Drew, dont you Marcy? [scratching the REHAB ME DR. DREW! idea from secret plans. . . hmmmmm, may need to brainstorm this]
Posted by: foolery | May 30, 2011 at 10:06 PM
I suppose I should tell you- he is more dreamy in person. I wanted to scream "Rehab me Dr. Drew! LOCK ME UP!"
But that seemed kinda inappropriate.
:)
Posted by: Marcy Massura | May 30, 2011 at 04:51 PM
I think that guy is up to something, if you ask me.
Posted by: Cactus Petunia | May 29, 2011 at 05:42 PM
(An aside, before my comment on Dr. Drew: Dear Meg, Harry is my husband. Mine. No, really, and truly, m-i-i-i-i-n-e.)
I've come back here twice now and laughed out loud at Dr. Drew's feet. Before reading thatgirlblogs comment I struggled to describe why.
It's the levitation factor.
There's great levity in levitation.
Levity is abundant here in Fooleryland.
Posted by: Chesapeake Bay Woman | May 26, 2011 at 08:05 PM
Ummm . . . who?
And why has no one asked for a Mantel Man cutout?
Posted by: Mantel Man | May 26, 2011 at 07:19 AM
I think he might be an angel, thatgirlblogs?
Posted by: foolery | May 25, 2011 at 01:32 PM
He sort of levitates.
Posted by: thatgirlblogs | May 25, 2011 at 01:10 PM
Dr. Who?
Posted by: Audubon Ron | May 25, 2011 at 09:07 AM
Ah, Daryl, who DOESNT want a George Clooney cut-out? : )
Posted by: foolery | May 25, 2011 at 07:51 AM
Oh yes please, Meg. I need to see that!
Posted by: foolery | May 25, 2011 at 07:50 AM
Sher -- pitching or in civvies?
Posted by: foolery | May 25, 2011 at 07:50 AM
I want a George Clooney cutout
Posted by: Daryl | May 25, 2011 at 07:35 AM
now all's i need is my own timmay cutout and i'd be set.
Posted by: sher | May 25, 2011 at 04:36 AM
Why wouldn't he let you drink cheap red wine? Of course he would. He would let you be YOU.
I love this idea. Might have to do this with Harry Connick Jr (my other husband).
Posted by: Meg | May 25, 2011 at 04:20 AM