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This has been a rare important tantalizing shameless over-long imaginary look into the life of a B-list fashion model. Sorry about the brain cells you'll never regenerate. Thank you for your time.
Posted at 07:56 PM in Unrepentant Silliness | Permalink
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This is why as a photo stylist, I've chosen only to work with mannequins...because the tragedy of such beautiful women being forced to wear clothes labeled "Sag Harbor" is just too much to bear!
Cactus Petunia |
August 23, 2008 at 11:01 AM
That is some of the funniest $hit I have read in a long time.. Love you long time laurie.
KD @ A Bit Squirrelly |
August 21, 2008 at 02:24 PM
Genius-ly brilliant! I'm trying to maintain professional decorum here at work but it's kinda hard when I want to LOLOL!!
August 21, 2008 at 07:54 AM
Wow! It's totally as if the cast of Desperate Housewives were models and bitches. Or just models.
Clever, my Foolistic friend.
San Diego Momma |
August 20, 2008 at 08:43 PM
Ok...I rather enjoyed that!
August 20, 2008 at 08:21 PM
...*giggle*...*snort*,*snort*...*giggle*,hee,hee,hee,*snort*... *insert tears running down ones face*... *now grabbing arm of chair*... *LOL!*... *snort*... *oops - I think I peed a little*...lol...
...Creating a post that one will not soon forget?
PRICELESS! lol... :oD
August 20, 2008 at 06:24 PM
~snort~!! Oh, ouch, that's red wine up my nose tonight (giggle, giggle).
August 20, 2008 at 06:07 PM
This is better than daytime TV. So, will there be another episode next month when the next catalog comes out??? ??? ??? (Um, pretty please with a cherry on top?)
August 20, 2008 at 04:46 PM
I'll never look at my J.Jill catalog the same way again.
The Mom Bomb |
August 20, 2008 at 04:03 PM
SCORE!!! You're great!
August 20, 2008 at 11:00 AM
You're so weird. But I like it. And I laughed. So that's a good thing. :D
Da Goddess |
August 20, 2008 at 10:49 AM
Bahahahaha! I think Tania and the Red Head should get together.
Did those pictures come out of the 1978 J.C. Penney Fall Catalog??
Big Hair Envy |
August 20, 2008 at 10:08 AM
I'm having a shit day. And it's still shit, even after reading this post. But at least now I can comfort myself with the knowledge that it's not as shitty as the day Tania is having. So thanks for that.
August 20, 2008 at 09:34 AM
Marcy Massura-The Glamorous Life |
August 20, 2008 at 08:07 AM
Cute. I always wondered what they were thinking. I won't look at catalogs the same way again.
Shade and Sweetwater,
August 20, 2008 at 08:04 AM
All those 'models' would be welcome in my Bently:))!
Does that make me easy??
Rick's Cafe |
August 20, 2008 at 07:52 AM
That was freaking brilliant! LOL! Just what my brain needed to jump start into goofydom this morning!
Jozet at Halushki |
August 20, 2008 at 05:09 AM
Those are some smart, sassy and sharp looking blouses.
She makes them look like they belong on the red carpet!
August 20, 2008 at 04:56 AM
I laughed. A lot. A whole, whole lot.
Here is a fashion line my husband loves. There was a comedienne on David Letterman years ago (wish I could remember who) talking about shopping and she makes a motion like fingering the collar of a blouse, and says,
"Betty! Betty, it comes in BONE!"
I don't quite know why that hit our funny bone the way it did, but we have been saying it for, like, 15 years now. (I think you had to be there.)
Kathi D |
August 20, 2008 at 03:15 AM
Wait--I have brain cells? That regenerate?
Chesapeake Bay Woman |
August 20, 2008 at 02:34 AM
This made me laugh. SO MUCH.
I shall never look at a catologue the same way again.
August 20, 2008 at 01:55 AM
Fantastic! I will laugh about this tomorrow.
Melanie @ Mel, A Dramatic Mommy |
August 20, 2008 at 01:12 AM
They get to tell everyone they are models. That's the important part. What do you do? "I'm a model."
Just like who ever wrote the descriptions of the clothes they are wearing get to call themselves a writer.
Except possibly the people who buy the clothes. They might be the losers in all this...and Tania.
Suz Broughton |
August 19, 2008 at 11:03 PM
I don't know how you do it day after day -- knock 'em out of the park like this, but seriously, woman, this is damn funny. I love it. You are a riot, and I love the way your brain works.
August 19, 2008 at 10:18 PM
hahahahaha.(the hahahaha model was hahahaha, too)
Thanks for the laugh and I did laugh, out loud. Not just a little weak sounding lol but a LOL.
Liz Jones |
August 19, 2008 at 09:02 PM
Who needs anti-depressants when I have you, Beej and McMommy!!!!!!
Seriously, between the three of you, I have laughed outloud tonight, a sound rarely heard around here recently.
This was brilliant Laurie. I'm bookmarking this and coming back to it time and time again...hell, I'm sending out a mass email because it's PFA!
August 19, 2008 at 08:54 PM
omg. after the worst day ever, this has completely raised me up!
how shallow i am, i know. maybe i could be b-list model material?
August 19, 2008 at 08:21 PM
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