Foolery

It's Oscar Sunday -- Do You Know Where Your Bronzer Is?

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On Oscar Weekend, America runs dangerously low on bronzer.

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If you haven't bought your bronzer yet, YOU'RE TOO LATE! The bronzer aisles from CVS to Sephora are empty. E-M-P-T-Y.

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It's like the days before a big blizzard: the hoarders have all the milk, eggs, toilet paper and bronzer and they ain't sharin'.

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You'll just have to be pale.       

Way to Overlook the Obvious, Media

Consider this lede buried.

I've Found My Tribe

I can't really explain this, other than to say that when you've found Your Tribe, you just know. And here is an exchange with someone I just know would let me into Her Tribe. She has a collection of ridiculously cool shoes and she takes pictures of them sometimes. Also, she raises chickens in the Taj Mahal of chicken coops. Plus, she's about as funny as I've ever seen. Her name is Kathi, and I get her.

(Original photo used with permission from Kathi D)

foolery:  Orange is my favorite color. And vegetable.

Kathi:  Me too, except it's a fruit, isn't it?

foolery:  Is it? I was gonna say "meat," but I had my doubts.

Kathi:  Oh, meat. Now I am questioning myself. Meat sounds right.

foolery:   Sure.

Kathi:  In the meat family, at least. Like, Orange Chicken, you know?

foolery:  Certainly. I was wrong to doubt it.

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Go visit her site, I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus, and see if we can collectively convince Kathi post more photos of wacky shoes on her blog.